So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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