So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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