Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.