you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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