Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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