It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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