I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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