She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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