What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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