New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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