My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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