two words: eviction party
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
