Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.