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thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.