JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We left an ass print on the piano.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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