The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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