"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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