I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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