my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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