Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
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If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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