Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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