are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
do herpes really smell.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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