Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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