oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
nutella sex= disaster
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.