why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?