Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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