I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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