she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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