nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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