Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.