My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Randomize
