love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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