Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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