I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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