It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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