I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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