it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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