Dual....:-)
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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