Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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