her vagine was all disorganized.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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