that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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