the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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