the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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