Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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