I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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