Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.