Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on