Kareoke will never be a sober sport
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.