do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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