there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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