Whats the glycemic index on semen?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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