i can't believe i had my finger in that
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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