Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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