No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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